Son, mother, cannibalism and some sick sex.

One thing I get asked a lot is, “What’s the worst job you’ve ever had to do?” And you know, sometimes that’s hard to answer because what do they mean by “worse?”

It could be that it was physically really difficult. You know, a scene on the 6th floor of an apartment building where the elevator was broken, the air conditioning was out and it’s a 105 degrees outside? That type of job where it was just physically hard to do?

Then you have the jobs that weren’t necessarily physically hard to do, but emotionally hard. Those might take a toll. I know for me, personally, any jobs that involved animals or children were difficult.

And then of course, you have the ones that didn’t involve animals or children. It wasn’t that physically hard but what happened there would be considered the worst kind of job.

I’m going to tell you about the worst job we ever did. This one involved cannibalism and sex. So hang on to your seats.

There was this 41-year old guy. He’d been in and out of jail several times. I think he had drug and alcohol problems and everybody in his family had lost faith in him. No one wanted anything to do with him except his 81-year old mother. His mother, of course, still loved him like he was her little baby. She said he could live with her when he got out of jail.

Here’s how this unfolded.

To give you some background, their house had a glassed-in patio in the back. One night, the neighbors heard a ruckus and a bunch of glass breaking. They called the police and the police make quiet arrival. I mean, no sirens, no lights.

The police go around back to investigate. They see all the broken glass and see that something has happened in that house. At that point, they have probable cause to enter the house.

They entered the house and found that the guy had beaten his 81-year old mother to death. He had gutted her and cut out her heart. When law enforcement walked in on him, he was eating her heart and masturbating on her body. It’s pretty safe to say he had some mother issues. But what a shame, that lady lived to be 81-years old. All she was trying to do was help her son and she ends up dying in that manner. That guy was twisted.

The job itself wasn’t that bad. The biggest thing to clean up was broken glass. We removed the broken glass and removed the carpet where the glass was. There was only a little spot of blood on the carpet because when he gutted her, she was already dead. Her heart wasn’t beating so she wasn’t pumping out blood.

It was an easy job physically, but hard psychologically. In short, it was a mind-fu*k.